This is John Gibbons' reason for keeping Vernon Wells (Vernon Effing Wells!) on the bench.
Doesn't this seem just a little too frickin' random?
If you're gonna spend $95 million on player salaries, shouldn't you have someone marshaling those troops with something more than old wives tales and homespun remedies as his guide?
(And then, as I'm writing this, V-Dub comes in and drives in two runs. As if to prove my point.)
The Gibbons Watch is on. In full effect.