Monday, July 9, 2007

Alex Rios has 45 career homers. Deal with it, bitches.

We'll be watching Alex Rios in tonight's Home Run Derby with the sound off. One can only take so much of Chris Berman's "back back back back back...gone!" shtick before their frontal lobe spontaneously combusts.

Related: The Big Picture has taken five minutes to stop jerking off to chicks in body spray commercials to rip Rios' inclusion in the Homer Run Derby.

Live Update (10:06 pm): 17 bombs in two rounds, and Rios is out in front. And A-Rod is in a suit, talking to Barry Bonds and wondering why everyone hates him.

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