In the most important story out of Dunedin this spring (which has gone completely unreported thus far), Dustin McGowan is once again sporting a snazzy set of sideburns, thereby allowing him to assume his rightful title as Dusty Lambchops.
(We apologize to Jordan Bastian for swiping his photo for this post, but this news was too important for us to wait for a photo to come through the wire. For more of Bastian's photographic genius, visit his Spring Training photo gallery. No really. Go.)