Holy pythons! Check out the guns on Alex Rios!
Apparently, he tracked down some of those prop arms from the Ludacris video.
Let's just assume that Rios worked out really hard this winter, and followed a strict regime set out by a "personal trainer" and a "nutritionist".
In Completely Unrelated News
Andy Pettitte is going to speak at 3 pm today, presumably to explain how his sporadic use of HGH led to all of those extra T's in his name.
We won't be tuning in. We're busy catching up on Season 5 of The Wire. (In your face, Blairsy!)