Millar: So I guess I take the lefties, and you'll take the righties, right?
Lyle: Well...not all the lefties.
Millar: It's okay dude. You'll still get lots of AB's.
Lyle: But you'll play the outfield sometimes. Right? Right? Cito?
Lexi: If I'm playing center, then you just park that Cowboy Up shit right on the foul line and let me take the rest.
Millar: Don't you play right field?
Lexi: For now.
Lyle: Vernon looks good this year, dontcha think?
Lexi: Oh yeah...he looks all skinny and stuff. I'm sure he's diving for balls like Greg Louganis.
Millar: Nice one. High five.
Lyle: Seriously though, Kevin...if you need any pointers from me on your footwork at first base, I'd be...er...happy to help.
Millar: It ain't that hard to play first dude. Just run to the bag, hold up that giant trapper and catch the ball. Done and done. No worries.
Lyle: Well, sometimes you've got to start the 3-6-3 double play. That's not as easy as it looks.
Millar: Yeah, I guess you know a little somethin' about double plays.
Lexi: Yo dudes...anyone wanna play with my helicopter?